Friday, October 26th, 2007
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2:17 pm - Take a Mighty Chance and ride the Lightning!**
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Terrify yourself with pleasure and horrify others with wicked sweet dance moves at the
DAAC TONIGHT!
Come SEE! The Mighty Narwhale with Lightning Love and Chance Jones as they creep out from their tombs to frighten you into a fit of rapturous madness!
Come HEAR! The spoooky songs and chilling choirs and let yourself shuffle off this mortal coil 'til you just can't shuffle no more!
Come DO! other things.
8.30 tonight at the DAAC, the mausoleum of rock and the sacrificial altar where music comes to die.*
4 bones, organs, various units of tissue at the door. 5 if you ain't got a costume.
scary shit.
*And be reborn.
**Alternative subject title: "Nar time for Love, Dr. Jones"
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Thursday, October 4th, 2007
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12:44 pm - This girl is never going to be afraid of anything ever.
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Narwhales Activate!
We're back!
& better than fucking ever! With twice the chutzpah, 100% more frying pan and enough kyle to choke a horse. After months of writing and recording, we are un-donning our sombereros and getting mexcited.
sorry.
I think it goes something like this:
October 6th (that's Saturday!)
Founder's Brewery
with
Winnie Cooper
8 pm 21+ (sorry, kids)
4 $ollars
Friday, October 12th
The Elbow Room (Ypsi, not Fuller)
8-ish
with
um, we don't know the rest of the details, sorry. It's been awhile.
Anyway, it's going to be fucking AWESOME.
Also, I just recorded some new Burgertime songs with Jon Bruha. It was a lot of fun and they're called 'Geniustown' & 'AAAHH!!! Real Zombies' and I'm realy* really happy with how lo-fi they came out. We accidentally left the windows open and you can even sort of hear the cars driving by. You can listen to them here if you want.
Oh yeah, there's a BT show at the DAAC on October 25th. I'm playing with Man at Arms and Parts & Labor which will be odd and radical. It will be oddical.
I will see you later...in the future!
*I actually forgot how to spell "really" for a moment. Seriously, I had to go to m-w.com. I know, it was weird.
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12:24 pm
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Monday, August 27th, 2007
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2:05 am - Diss Missive
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Dear Sirs,
We live in an angry world. What with local crime, unjust war, rudeness, religion, et cetera, there is a lot about which to be upset. Some days, the unease and irritation is fucking palpable.
However, I find that nothing evokes my ire as much as the asinine articles of Tom Rademacher. His consistently abhorrent pap is a testament to the waste of ink, paper and life. His patronizing "every man" columns are insulting, nauseating and unnecessary to the point where it would be less irritating if Rademacher pared Mitch Albom, wore his skin like a suit and danced around shouting, "I'm an accomplished Local Interests writer!"
Seriously, every time I read one of Rademacher's hands-in-the-air 'confessions' to being just an average guy I want to punch myself in the soul. No one wants to read tripe like that. If the everyman was interested in everymannerisms, he would simply think about how mind-achingly dull he was. He wouldn't go to a third-rate third party.
Take this example from Rademacher's August 26th column:
". . . at least one person . . . might convince you that I'm nothing more than a blue-collar, cheap suds-swillin', Cocoa Puffs-for-breakfast kind of guy. To which I take offense. And where's my Fred Flintstone juice cup?"
Ha ha ha. Fuck you, Tom Rademacher. Fuck you.
We're going to need a new term which combines "banality" and "bullshit." Banullshittery, or something.
 If people paid me for my excrement, I'd be grinning like a stupid asshole, too.
Please, ax this clown, if not for the sake of your readers, then for the sake of journalism itself. This man has taken the written word, abused it into submission and degraded it unimaginably in the bowels of his perverted word-dungeon. He must be stopped. You have the power, nay, the responsibility to end this travesty of reporting. Reporvesty.
I implore you; oust Rademacher. Take a stand and show this bastard that we refuse to put up with his talentless drivel anymore. No longer shall we allow ourselves to be sullied by his boring storytelling and absurd "good-old-days" rhetoric.
He is become inanity, destroyer of minds.
Fire him and replace him with a block of wood. A block of wood with an ass drawn on it. Nobody will notice the difference.
Scratch that, everybody will notice. And everybody will be grateful.
"Thank you," they will say, "for firing that ass-block of a writer."
I appreciate your time and swift action in the canning of this mofo.
Yours,
Rei Robinson
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Friday, August 17th, 2007
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11:59 am - So we'll never lose our way.
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
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10:01 am - Happy My Birthday
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Saturday, July 15th, 2006
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7:42 pm - Hey there, samurai.
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Monday, March 20th, 2006
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10:12 am - Whiskey Cake.
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These people aren't happy because it's my birthday. They're happy about something else. Or they're just smiling because they're having their picture taken.
i'm not sure. i don't even know them.
Anyway, happy birthday to me.
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Tuesday, March 14th, 2006
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3:31 pm - Sewn and Hair.
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Duplo is for jerks.
i'm dumb and have lost my glasses. Does anyone have any idea where they might be?
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Saturday, March 11th, 2006
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3:06 pm - Breaking the fourth whale.
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Thursday, March 2nd, 2006
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1:38 pm
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Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006
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1:53 pm
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Sunday, February 5th, 2006
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11:04 am - Everyone, we're in exciting times. Everyone get excited.
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Sunday, January 29th, 2006
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9:44 am - Crist on a snackcart.
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i just heard Son and Heir's new studio track "She Knows" and unicorns of the land shot out of my eyes and danced around the room!
Keep your ears perked up, babies, this year is going to rock.
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Saturday, January 21st, 2006
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9:28 am - Hey, Bill Laimbeer!
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After 11 hours of nail-bitingly epic recording, The Narwhal is taking a
quick nap before getting back to business and preparing for Sunday's
show at Quinn & Tuites with our sister band, Son & Heir; Jake
Stilson and gRrRropolis.
See you there!
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Sunday, December 25th, 2005
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7:34 pm - i need to figure out what i like. Then i need to tell people about it.
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i got nothing but money, just what i needed, not what i wanted.
Also, cookies.
All in all, a plus day.
Merry Christmas everybody.
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Friday, December 16th, 2005
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7:10 am - A merry time for maritime.
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Yeah, it's kind of like that.
Hungry Heart Cafe (101 W. Fulton)
The Mighty Narwhal
Son & Heir
Jake Stilson
8:30 Tonight (Dec. 16th)
Absolutely Free. Absolutely Narwhal.
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Wednesday, December 14th, 2005
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7:56 am - Horntooth.
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Saturday, December 3rd, 2005
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4:53 am - It's getting hot in here.
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Friday, October 28th, 2005
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4:21 pm - Hint: Aomething Swesome.
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